What the hell was I doing there?

How many times have you been in a situation when you thought "What the hell am I doing here?"
e.g. One of your friends forwards you a link to his blog..you log in and take pains to read it only to think “what the hell am I doing here “ .

Well now that you have logged in..read it through..here are some situations.

1. In a project meeting, when you have no Idea of what is being discussed,and your PM suddenly asks you the question "Mohit what do you think about the isotonic affect of the photo electrolysis on this zitron", what do you say to yourself??
2. When you go to take a shit and all your ass offers you is a solitary fart, what do you say to yourself?
3. What does our prime minister think when he goes to office in the morning ??
4.When you go to a wedding of the daughter of the sister of your mother's cousin's aunt , thinking that you might bump into some hot chick and all you find is a bunch of aunties looking at you with that "future son in law " face, what do you say to yourself ??
5. When you turn up for a blind date and you come to know that your date was actually a bunch of friends who succeeded in making an ass of you..what does your heart say ?
6. When you go to take a leak in the men’s room and you find your boss standing besides you in the urinal(Not applicable to females)..well what do you think then ?
7. You manage to get stag entry in a swanky night club only to find that you are the only stag present there..ofcourse with the cover charge.
8. Fielding at boundary in a cricket match..with still 75.2 overs to go..
9. A meeting with your ex-love ..when you know things are not same anymore..and coffee tastes bad too.
10.When you are traveling in an elevator from floor 1 to floor 100 with 7 people and one of them blasts a silent killer fart on the 43rd floor, what do you think for the rest 57 floors.
11. On a date with a babe hoping for some action..only to find that she has already thought you with a ‘Sehra’ on your head and a mare beneath your ass and she keeps testing you for your compassion , qualities, booze intake, chivalry etc..etc..What do you think then?

There is only one answer to all of the real life intoxicating situations “ What the hell am I doing here”. I think this soon will be my anthem as I climb the maturity ladder.